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the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
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Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS
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i googled Khodobin and ……….
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The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.
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true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
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i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
i bet its because of my fanfics xD
i bet its not
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depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
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